International Railway Journal: Get your subscription to this magazine dedicated to rail transit.

Depends Adult Diapers: Could be a nice addition to grandma’s birthday present this year…

Tanning Facts Sticker: Who wouldn’t want a sticker that promotes indoor tanning?

Gardener’s Idea Book: Need help sprucing up that luxurious Hollywood garden of yours? This will help!

Anti-Chafing Gel: I didn’t realize they made this stuff.

DZNuts Anti-Chafing Gel: Just when you thought the above freebie was the most random ever…this one has it beat.

Gas-X Thin Strips: Takes 8-10 weeks for delivery…so you might want to find another solution in the mean time if you’re having gas related issues. Just sayin.

Mercury Magazines

The site requires that you fill out a fairly quick questionnaire about your career (or, I suppose, your ideal profession) and matches you with magazine options that pertain to your position. For example, I work in marketing so I was offered a free subscription to “Chief Marketer”…in addition to Maxim. Not sure if this is a 6- or 12-month subscription… but it’s free so you can’t go wrong!

Sign up for your free magazines here.

There is no purchase necessary to get your free cup of coffee, but you do have to get it during breakfast hours (6am-10:30am at most locations).

Jack (from the in-the-box variety) is unveiling his new french fries this Friday, April 16th – and to celebrate, he’s giving them out for free! The Jack in the Box team has called the occassion “Friday Fryday”, quite appropriate.

I must say I’m intrigued, it’s not every day a fast food joint reinvents a staple on their menu like french fries. They launch new burgers left and right…but the fry recipe never changes! This should be interesting.

Best part of this freebie?? No need for a coupon and no purchase necessary! You just strut your hottie self into Jack in the Box and demand your free (small) fries. Wahoo!

Tomorrow, April 15th, Baja Fresh will be offering $2 Burritos! This is an offer through their Facebook fan page so make sure to go there first and follow the instructions for printing off your coupon. Also, make sure your nearest location is participating- the one’s that aren’t are listed on the coupon.

The coupon does say “while supplies last”. I have no idea what that means at a place that specializes in Burritos…I mean, are they seriously going to run out of tortillas or something? Kind of a shady restriction if you ask me!

Pillow Fight Day will occur all over the country- from Ghana to Beijing and The Netherlands! Right here in LA, the event will take place in Pershing Square at 3pm. As always, the event is BYOP and sure to help you de-stressed and have a blast.

The official rules for the LA Pillow Fight are as follows:

1. “Don’t talk about [Pillow] Fight Club!” (especially to news media and civic authories)
2. Don’t be in location until the exact minute. (set your watches)
3. Hide your pillows.
4. Rush in screaming “PILLOW FIIIIIIGHT!!!!!”
5. After 15mins of excruciating fun, leave.
6. Stay off the road and sidewalk. (don’t make this a police issue)
7. Do NOT hit anyone with out a pillow! (this includes but is not limited to people with cameras, bystanders, civic authorities, cars, use common sense!!)
8. “If this is your first [time] at [Pillow] Fight Club, you have to fight.”
9. Stick around to clean up if you can, so that the event can happen again next year.

Are you excited yet?! I’m excited. And being out of town is not an excuse, simply hit up their handy website to check out when/where your local Pillow Fight will take place. PILLOW FIIIIIGHT!

Free Cone Day runs from 12pm-8pm on Tuesday, March 23rd and it’s absolutely free. And you’ll get the opportunity to try some of their newest flavors…like Peanut Brittle and Milk & Cookies.  Milk & Cookies!?! I’ve heard rumors of long scary lines developing in the past, but we went to the Burbank location last year in the afternoon and it was empty.

Don’t miss out!

We all know that when it comes to Starbucks, “free” is a relative term. You need to purchase a beverage to get the Free Pastry and the offer is only valid until 10:30am. And last but not least, make sure to print out the coupon or show it to the barista on your fancy smartphone.

Okay, okay, so the title of this post may be a little bit deceiving. I suppose a true “irish burrito” would probably consist of potatoes, corned beef, and cabbage.  But…

Baja Fresh is offering FREE Burritos
on St.Patty’s Day! (with the purchase of a large drink)

Take the following steps, and you can be the lucky owner of a delicious Mexican meal to give your Irish day a little twist!

1. Become a fan of Baja Fresh on Facebook.
2. Make sure your local B.F. is participating, because while a number of locations are accepting the coupon, a good chunk are not. Lucky for you, they lame-o locations are all listed on the coupon for you!
3. Comment on the coupon’s image on Facebook. Just so your name is showing with that small hottie picture of yours.
4. Print the coupon. (with your comment displayed)
5. Put on a green shirt. Or a green helmet. You need to be wearing green.
6. Go to Baja Fresh, present the coupon,  & purchase a large drink. YOU WIN!

Yep, I googled Mystic Tan. This could be YOU!

Hollywood Tans wants to help you get red carpet ready for the Academy Awards by offering FREE TANNING for everyone on Saturday, March 6th! Not attending the big show? We say get the tan anyways…  You want to make sure you’re prepared and looking great in case you run into George Clooney  at Trader Joe’s on  Saturday night and he’s looking for a last minute Oscar date! What?? It can happen!

I don’t personally know much about tanning but apparently Mystic Spray Tans are included. YAY?!

The offer is valid on March 6th from 9am to 9pm at select Hollywood Tans locations around the country. Find one near you here.